Antwar Saloon

[Huxley]

Prostate Exam

A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the
Urologist as a precaution.

When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty
female doctor.

The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate
today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are
probably used to.

I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then
while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99.'

The guy obeys and says, '99'!

The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your left side and
again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, 99.'

Again, the guy says, '99.'

The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then,
I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised.

I'm going to check your prostate with this hand,
and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis
to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say, 99.'

The guy begins,

'One ... Two ... Three'
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It Goddamn counts all the Goddamn time.

[Haft]

lol
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I go down to the sea again.
To the lonely sea and sky.
And all I ask is a tall mech,
And a star to steer her by.

[Axeminister]

Nice.